There's some great Q & A going on underneath that auction.
This was my fav
Q: Can I purchase a few hard slaps upside the head? I have a client who has owed me a lot of money for about 6 years and I think that just the right amount of violence from a neutral party like yourself might be just the ticket. Please let me know, thanks. P.S. You left Pultec out of the listing title.
A: Im sorry but due to the constant slapping of other things, my physician ( from Pfizer, Healthnet, Kaiser, Aetna doctors office )has advised me to limit my hand interactions. I may offer up a "kick in the ass (from Neve API GML UREI SSL studio) and you would be welcome to bid on that. I did not use the word Pultec as I do not have one and I am an honest seller. That would be not only against Ebay spam policy, but a lie- and thats obviously not tolerated in this wonderful community.